Bum Glue
Nick works nights. It’s not something I’m in favor of, but he’s just not a morning person. Someday I’ll describe the morning routine that gets him out of bed. For now, let’s just say, it’s not pretty. Thankfully for him, Southwest has an afternoon shift, which he gratefully signs up for. I’m a morning person myself. With my early start, I’m usually dead by 9pm. If I am awake, it’s more of a zombie-like wandering around with mere slits for eyes, my arms outstretched searching for invisible structures or obstacles. Despite my inability to stay up late, I spend Saturday nights at the airport with my husband. That’s right—3:30 to midnight on Saturdays, I have my favorite little spot in the food court at Lindbergh Field (right next to the Starbucks) where I park my carcass. I call it bum glue. I apply it liberally to the seat of my pants, plant my fanny firmly in a large...